Accidentally, once, I professed my true love for Jennifer...in front of my brother...who also happens to be her boyfriend. Talk about awkward. I meant it too even though I was under the influence. My shocking revelation came as a bit of a surprise to all of us I think, but I have some very good reasons for my love of this child.
- Jennifer is my crocheting buddy.
- Jennifer passed the sister-in-law test.
- Jennifer will embark on crazy adventures.
- Jennifer has marvelous skin.
- Jennifer is the kind of friend we should all strive to be. I wish I was half as good as her.
- Jennifer likes to dance.
- Jennifer is not afraid to cry. In fact, she does it a lot.
- Jennifer's love of tacky goods is not at all offensive and fits her perfectly.
- Jennifer may be genetically connected to one of my children somehow.
- Jennifer is my cosmetic connection.
Love,
Caesar
Thank you very much, OP. I just did a dance, cried, and admired my porcelain skin and my embroidered lion and tiger. Oh, and had a telepathic conversation with D about our family relation to the moon.
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