Happy Birthmonth, Friend!

I love my wonderful friend, Faith so much, it's ridiculous. Allow me to show you some reasons:
1.) We're very photogenic together, as seen below. All photographs with dear Faith and I are an awealot amalgamation of adorable and conceit.

2.) We're classy ladies. We proved that during our stint as politicians' wives. Just the right amount of wine, not enough buckets of rum.

3.) Our ability to knowingly be terrible influences on each other. For  example, you'll notice there are two empty buckets underneath the one with rums in it. You'll also notice we don't have owl tattoos, this is not because we decided it was an unreasonable plan to get wasted at noonish and get impromptu tattoos. It's because Tim pulled the iPhone card. Still got a great day with my friend out of the deal.

4.) Look how cute we are!

5.) I just know we would have had a blast at childhood sleepovers together. Mostly because we have so much fun at grownup sleepovers together.

6.) We have so much fun no matter what we're doing. I'm so happy to have such a marvelous friend that will never leave me for a baby (not that I think the rest of you have left me). We're the coolest aunts around, even when we're by ourselves.

I love you, Faith. I'm so lucky I had to nerve to make you talk to me just over three years ago, now I have an amazing lifetime friend. Happy birthday and I can't wait to have a beer or five to celebrate.